Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause

Grade: A+

All I can really say about this book is WOW. I just finished reading this book and can honestly say that it’s rare for me to be caught in the thrall of fan girl lust, but this little gem is absofuckinglutely fabulous. In fact, I don’t even know how to review it because I don’t want to accidentally reveal anything that will ruin the book for you. The heroine, a sixteen year old girl who still worries about stupid things like what to wear to school or why her classmates don’t like her, is honestly more mature than the so-called grown-ups that I usually encounter in the books that I read. This book was written by Annette Curtis Klause, who also wrote the classic and timeless, Silver Kiss, which I read when I was a fan girl in braces and Guess jeans (what, it was cool when I was a kid, alright?). The world that she has created here of werewolves who are struggling to adapt to world of Homo Sapiens is honestly more visceral and sexy than anything Laurell K. Hamilton has written in the past couple of years. There are no actual sex scenes and the gore is quite minimal, but there is just something about this book that is very primal, sexual, and violent in a very beautiful way. I know I’m babbling like a fool right now, gushing praises for this book, but WOW. I mean, WOW. Alright, before I make a bigger asshole of myself, let’s break this sucker down.

The heroine is Vivian Gandillon, a sixteen year old girl whose father was a pack leader who perished in a fire when the panicked masses of their town found out the truth about her people and burned down the inn where they lived. Her pack is forced to move to another town, where she is not having the easiest time adjusting, mostly because the people in school are intimidated by her (she is freakishly beautiful and knows it), and her slut mother would rather chase after a man young enough to be her son rather than sit down and talk to Vivian about her feelings. What’s worse is that she doesn’t feel that she fits in with her pack because the old ones are too set in their ways and the ones who are her age are nothing more than wild, rebellious, future convict materials who revel in making trouble for her. As a way of letting out steam, she likes to paint moonscapes and one of them is published in the school magazine, next to a poem about werewolves written by a boy from school. Wondering if the writer is a werewolf like her, she asks around and finds out the identity of the boy. At first, she is disappointed that he is a “meat-boy,” which is a derogatory term for a human male, but when she approaches him and he doesn’t shy away from her, she finds herself intrigued by him and decides to pursue him, much to the chagrin of her mother and pack leader wannabe, Gabriel.

And oh, Gabriel. What a hottie. Ever since Vivian’s dad died, Gabriel has become the de facto leader of the pack, using controlled violence to keep the wolves in line. Since this book was written strictly from Vivian’s point of view, we never really get to know how Gabriel thinks or what makes him tick. What’s awesome, though, is that as you read the book, you can feel Gabriel’s presence in every scene, even when he’s not around. He’s strong, virile, and every scene he has with Vivian honestly sizzles.

If you’re icked out about the idea of a twenty four year old man having sex with a sixteen year old, let me just ease your mind by saying that they don’t. They don’t have to. Every time Gabriel touches Vivian, you just know that he’s branding her as his somehow. His eyes follow her every move and every word he says to her is deliberate and loaded with meaning. That’s what’s awesome about Gabriel. He reminds me of that scene in Swingers when Vince Vaughn’s character is explaining to Jon Favreau’s character how a girl is like prey: “You know, you got these claws and you’re staring at these claws and you’re thinking to yourself, and with these claws you’re thinking, ‘How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?’ You’re just kind’a gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny’s scared, Mike, the bunny’s scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you’re looking at your claws and you’re looking at your fangs. And you’re thinking to yourself, you don’t know what to do, man. ‘I don’t know how to kill the bunny.’ With this you don’t know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?” I don’t know if that helps me describe how FUCKING COOL Gabriel is, but he totally reminded me of that scene. I don’t even know why.

Anyway, most of the book focuses on Vivian doing teenage stuff, like going out on dates, avoiding her mother, and hanging out with friends, but this isn’t your average Hilary Duff bullshit. Ms. Klause takes the “teenage werewolf as a metaphor for a girl’s changing body” and puts her own twist on it (kind of like Stephen King does for telekinesis and Carrie). I mean, Vivian KICKS ass. She’s tough, man. She’s sexually aware of her body, knows exactly how beautiful she is, and can manipulate a scene to her advantage when she needs to. When she starts dating Aiden, a human boy, her pack initially gives her shit, but she pretty much tells them to fuck off. Eventually, she begins to feel the strain of trying to fit into the human society, while trying to find her rightful place in her pack, but she deals with it. She does one stupid thing that fucks up the already tenuous hold that Gabriel has over the pack, but you forgive her because you remember that she’s a teenager. The cool thing about Vivian is that she won’t let anyone give her shit. Not her mother, not Gabriel, not anyone in the pack. She even does a pretty psychotic thing that had me cheering for her instead of being disgusted by her. Make of that what you will.

I don’t think I’m sufficiently describing how cool this book is. I can make fun of a book pretty easily if it sucks, but if I really like a book, I’m totally at a loss to describe how I feel about it and find that I can’t review it without sounding like a teenager gushing over Justin Timberlake. Annette Curtis Klause creates something magical here. Her prose, her description of Vivian’s world flows very smoothly and she writes dialogue that is powerful and sometimes, downright funny. There’s a scene in this book where Gabriel must fight every single potential alpha wolf in the pack in order to be officially declared the pack leader and Ms. Klause writes the scene with just the right amount of tension and suspense. During this scene, Vivian also accidentally declares herself as Gabriel’s mate, and it’s frickin’ awesome. I can’t say any more without ruining the book for y’all, but let me just say that it’s frickin’ brilliant. Go to the bookstore, the library, wherever, just get this book. Read it. Now.

7 Responses to “Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause”

  1. Nicole
    1

    Sounds quite intriguing.

  2. ItGirl
    2

    You are so damn funny, and you’re actually making me want to read this shit. I’m an avid reader, but I’ve not really gotten into romance novels. I’m going to go through your reviews and pick out a few to buy, see how it goes. You seriously rock at this. I love the way you love books.

  3. CW
    3

    B&C is a top-shelf read for me, too. It kicked serious ass, and Gabriel? *fans self*

  4. Anonymous
    4

    I know it seems bad commenting, but I was just looking for some Blood and Chocolate though the Internet (Google) and I found this. I agree, Gabriel is hot. The book is aweessoomee. =)

  5. Anonymous
    5

    Oh lord yes. This is a FANTASTIC book and I know exactly how you feel about it. It’s hard to describe without getting all squirmy at it’s awesomeness. And yes, Gabriel = UNBELIEVABLE hottie

  6. K.
    6

    This review kicked complete ass and introduced me to the world of romance novel blogdom. Thank you.

  7. Renee
    7

    I read this book a few years ago and it, like Sunshine, is one that will stay on the shelf. Thanks for a nice review of it.



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