Can these titles be more obvious? I mean, honestly! It’s called subtlety, people! When I first saw this cover, I thought, “Aww, that’s kind of cute, two people cuddling”, but I look down at girl’s stomach and I’m thinking, “Her shirt is bunched up in a way that makes her look pregna–” Wait a minute, she IS pregnant! That’s why she needs a husband–fast! But why? Does she live in a small town of small-minded people who’ll bury her in the ground to the neck and throw rocks at her head if they find out she’s pregnant… and unwed? The way she is sitting also makes her torso look disproportionately long compared to her itty bitty short legs. And what’s with the paint job of the background? It looks like Martha Stewart threw up on it after one too many jailhouse daquiris.

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