Psst… He Has a “Small” Penis!

Well, what else could it be? Hmm, knowing Silhouette, it’s one of three things: 1) they were high school sweethearts, but her father didn’t approve of him because he was a bad boy, so he left town, but before he did, they had one “special night” together, and one day, he came back rich and she has never told him that they have a child together; 2) she’s a single mother who was once married to a man who stifled her “personality”, but now she owns a floundering business that is suddenly revived by an influx of capital and he won’t tell her that he’s the new investor; 3) she’s always been in love with this guy who has never paid attention to her, but one day, he starts looking at her like she’s a big bowl of Rocky Road ice cream, but what he is not telling her is that he is not who she thinks he is: he is the “bad boy” twin!

In any case, he’s leaning over her with a look on his face like he wants to eat her brains, but she’s looking listlessly over his shoulder like she’s wishing she’s somewhere else. Does he have halitosis? And that tank top/dress she’s wearing? Hurts my eyes.

2 Responses to “Psst… He Has a “Small” Penis!”

  1. Robyn
    1

    I’ve got a secret for her. It’s called leave-in conditioner. Honestly, artists can do anything on a cover- why did this one give her damaged hair?

  2. Arethusa
    2

    Also I think our fellow has had one too many plastic surgeries on his cheekbones.

    Gosh I remember those Silhouettes so well.



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