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Happy 30th Birthday, Baby!


I wish I could give you ME in a box. I wish you could celebrate in my pants. I wish you would make one of those odd black and white French films where you walk around naked for no damn reason. But enough about my wishes. Today, I hope you look over the gifts that your loved-ones give you on this day and realize that what you really need to complete your life is a short, zaftig, sarcastic, bitchy, cranky Asian girl with a rampant chocolate and romance novel addiction. Most of all, I wish you a damn good birthday, you hot, hot bitch!

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8 Responses to “Happy 30th Birthday, Baby!”

  1. Anonymous
    Posted: Sep 1st, 2005 at 12:04 pm
    1

    He got waaaay hot after he got off Felicity. Yummy!!

    Marissa

  2. Gena Showalter
    Posted: Sep 1st, 2005 at 12:31 pm
    2

    I share a birthday with him. Maybe he and I can have a private party in my bed — on my floor — in my car — against my wall — I’m not picky!

  3. bam
    Posted: Sep 1st, 2005 at 1:06 pm
    3

    Back off, Gena, or I’ll cut ‘chu! I’m totally ghetto and not afraid to use… my ghetto-ness.

    Okay, that’s a total lie. I’m from the Valley.

  4. bam
    Posted: Sep 1st, 2005 at 1:06 pm
    4

    Oh, and Happy Birthday.

  5. KarenS
    Posted: Sep 1st, 2005 at 1:40 pm
    5

    I’d do him too!

  6. Douglas Hoffman
    Posted: Sep 1st, 2005 at 10:17 pm
    6

    Ooh, you’re zaftig, too? I just want to go on the record that I think Margaret Cho is TOTALLY hot and I’d do her in a second if I could be certain my wife wouldn’t castrate me with pinking shears afterwards.

  7. bam
    Posted: Sep 1st, 2005 at 10:44 pm
    7

    You crack me up, Doug, but yes, I am zaftig!

  8. Anonymous
    Posted: Dec 29th, 2005 at 7:52 am
    8

    I love your birthday wish to Scott. You’re too funny. I’d definitely do him, too. If only I weren’t married….

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