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More “Beefcake” Covers

Is it me or is this guy too scrawny to be posing like he’s all muscle and can kick your ass? I know I usually make fun of male models who are too bulky and strangely granite-like in appearance, but this guy can really use some bulk. Also, doesn’t he kind of look like Treat Williams? Speaking of whom, I loved him in Hair. Anyway, this dude is really skinny. He’s virtually got no definition in the pectoral area and he’s got the beginnings of a six pack in the abdominal area, but I’m not really impressed with what he’s got. I mean, I’m a wimp, but he looks light enough for me to bench-press him.

Oh, and his pose is kind of porny, don’t you think? I mean, he’s just not displaying his assets very well. Like, maybe he’s got a nice back, but instead what we get is his pitiful front. Maybe if he had his back to us and we saw some muscle ripplage and maybe he’s got a nice ass and he was just kind of looking over his shoulder all coy-like, that would have been hot, yeah? No? Well, fuck you, I love Treat Williams.

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5 Responses to “More “Beefcake” Covers”

  1. SpikeDru
    Posted: Sep 8th, 2005 at 4:41 am
    1

    his pose looks like he just slid down the banisters.

    BTW, I feel dirty. I was doing my normal charity shop* hunt on Saturday (7 shops within 500m of each other - woo!) and not only looked for books I’d want to read but started looking for bad romance covers. So, if I find any, shall I buy ‘em, scan ‘em, email ‘em to you and give the book back to the charity shop?

    *thrift store, for Americans

  2. Bam
    Posted: Sep 8th, 2005 at 7:10 am
    2

    Spikedru, I would love them! :)

  3. SpikeDru
    Posted: Sep 8th, 2005 at 9:06 am
    3

    Well, I can justify it by saying the charity gets the money twice (once when I buy it, then again when they sell it again) so I’m doing good. Good.

    Not Evil.

  4. Douglas Hoffman
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2005 at 9:02 am
    4

    Women. Either too much mantitty or not enough mantitty, too much hair, not enough hair, too much package, too little package — aaaaiiiieee!

  5. bam
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2005 at 9:21 am
    5

    Hey, I like long, lean dudes as long as there’s muscular definition to their bodies. As for the package, I don’t accept anything less than a niner.

    Ha ha, I’m just joking. My mom reads this blog. Hi, mom!

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