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Daddy Dearest

Damn… I usually leave the celeb-snarking to my funnier friends, Elisa and Michael K, but this is just really fucked up. What the hell is wrong with this man? Doesn’t he realize that it is his 21 year old daughter that he is ogling? Look at that shit! He’s not even trying to be slick or anything, like the little perverts in my Sociology class! God, this man is so gross that he makes my skin crawl. In fact, this picture makes me want to pluck out my own eyes and soak them in bleach, but I’m afraid that wouldn’t be enough, because the memory of it will still be on my mind! I might need a complete brain wipe for this shit. It’s creepy enough that he probably ogles young girls on a regular basis, while telling his friends what he’d like to do to them, but HIS OWN GODDAMN FLESH AND BLOOD? Poor Nick Lachey. No wonder his marriage to this creep’s other borderline retarded daughter didn’t work out.

Thanks to The Superficial for the pic.

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9 Responses to “Daddy Dearest”

  1. Michael K
    Posted: Oct 25th, 2005 at 12:44 pm
    1

    BAM, you should see some other pics of him looking at like Jessica’s tits. He’s straight up skeezy!

  2. meljean brook
    Posted: Oct 25th, 2005 at 1:03 pm
    2

    Hubby and I were talking about exactly the same thing when they were on Larry King Live the other night. Very skeezy. I can just imagine him in their trailer: “I’ll get you this gig if you’re good for Daddy…don’t leave me like Jessica did…” Ew ew ew!

  3. bam
    Posted: Oct 25th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    3

    Meljean, I don’t want to be throwin’ no accusations or nuthin’, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this sick old man has molested his two daughters in the past. Both Ashlee and Jessica have this “anything to please Daddy” attitude that skeeves me out. Where is the Mother in all of this?

    MK, I have seen those pictures and this man is beyond disgusting. He’s a lecherous reprobate and I think he should be tied up to a fire ant hill and covered in honey.

  4. Veronica
    Posted: Oct 25th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
    4

    I love how the family uses religion to excuse it.

  5. Anhoni Patel
    Posted: Oct 25th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    5

    Ew. *shiver*

    Um…maybe he was remarking on her fugly see-through shirt? At least that’s what I’d like to tell myself.

  6. Douglas Hoffman
    Posted: Oct 25th, 2005 at 5:36 pm
    6

    I admit it, I’m clueless. Who are these people?

  7. Kristie
    Posted: Oct 26th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
    7

    They would be Jessica and her sister Ashlee Simpson and their manager father - who just happens to be a preacher. Double, triple X 1,000,000 icks!!!!

  8. Anonymous
    Posted: Oct 26th, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    8

    ex preacher. he gave up the ministry to become his daughters’ pimp.

  9. Elisa
    Posted: Oct 27th, 2005 at 8:44 am
    9

    ugh…Joe Simpson totally freaks me out…did you read the article where he called Jessica Simpson’s breasts “suckers”
    pretty disturbing.
    love,
    elisa

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