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Yes, They’re Real, Damn You!

From Our Pal From The Other Side of the Pond, Spikedru:

I love this one. His man-boobies have glistening nips. His abs are rippling almost as much as his hair. And his bewildered eyes and slightly parted mouth suggest he has an IQ in the low 40s. How else do you explain the strange metal bands over his biceps? I mean, in terms of protection, if he’s a big manly warrior, doesn’t it make more sense to put the protective gear over, you know, your major organs? Although we can’t see where his hands are…

I’m very amused that these guys always look like Pantene Pro-V commercial models. Or maybe Suave. “We’ll bet you can’t guess which one uses the cheaper shampoo.”

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7 Responses to “Yes, They’re Real, Damn You!”

  1. Veronica
    Posted: Oct 27th, 2005 at 4:13 pm
    1

    He looks lost. “Was my woman over in that direction?”

  2. Anhoni Patel
    Posted: Oct 27th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    2

    “I’m very amused that these guys always look like Pantene Pro-V commercial models. Or maybe Suave.”

    – I say Head & Shoulders. Anything concering dandruff control issues.

    He looks totally clueless. How is this hot? And since when do Saxons look like that! Aren’t Saxons supposed to be pale and blond?

  3. Veronica
    Posted: Oct 27th, 2005 at 5:31 pm
    3

    http://www.ellorascave.com/cov.....Gretty.jpg

    Attack of the freakishly long arm!

  4. Jona
    Posted: Oct 28th, 2005 at 11:27 am
    4

    I’m thinking he looks awfully polished compared to the average Saxon, so may I ask if this is a time travel romance where the heroine was a beautician, who came prepared? Might also explain those silly armbands, looks like she’s tired of his squint and so convinced him she can help him to learn to swim ;o)

  5. SpikeDru
    Posted: Oct 28th, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    5

    He is very waxed, isn’t he?

  6. Michael K
    Posted: Nov 1st, 2005 at 12:10 pm
    6

    Is that Fabio?

  7. Anonymous
    Posted: May 14th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    7

    I think that is John DeSalvo dude!!!!

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