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What’s Going On Here?

From my Homie Spikedru:

It’s the return of zombie girl. And the hairy guy looks like he’s just stepped out of the shower like Bobby in Dallas only instead of the girl waking up and sayin “oooh, it was all a dream!”, he’s going “Who the hell are you, lady? What are you doing in my bed? Why am I holding this really tiny present over my groin area?” Was the cover artist making some sly comment on the size of the model’s package? Also, would it kill him to wax that chest?

Oh Lord. I’m sorry, but I can’t get over how hairy this man is. Don’t male models usually wax their chests? Like routinely? He really does look confused, though. But I think it’s because he was expecting some hot lovin’ from this woman and he thought that once he got out of the shower, she’d be all excited and shit for him, but instead she looks fucking high on something. Like she’s watching a light show, while rolling on E. Hell, I’d rather do that than roll around in the bed with Mr. McHairy-Greasy over there.

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4 Responses to “What’s Going On Here?”

  1. fiveandfour
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2005 at 9:03 pm
    1

    Oh come on, he’s not that hairy. He does look a bit taken aback, though, which I think is because the lady in the bed has clearly lost touch with reality again and he really isn’t in the mood to take her back to the hospital again.

  2. Bam
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2005 at 9:24 pm
    2

    Fiveandfour… I don’t think anyone’s home. :)

  3. Jill Monroe
    Posted: Dec 1st, 2005 at 9:14 am
    3

    Ahhh, no - don’t wax the chest. Chest hair is sexy!

  4. Ammie
    Posted: Dec 4th, 2005 at 9:26 pm
    4

    Guys… That’s so not what’s going on here. Don’t you see the crazy Tentacle Alien in the back? Her brain’s been sucked out by a Tentacle Alien, and it’s hiding in the back waiting to suck out the brain of the hairy guy. He suspects something, but is kind of a retard, and thought when everyone said, “Watch out for the Tentacle Aliens!” that they said testicle aliens. Which is why he’s protecting his.

    Feel free to insert a nasty hentai Tentacle link here.

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