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Bam made me do this!


Girlfriend is experiencing
that “not so fresh” feeling

From my buddy Ann:

Sigh. I can’t believe Bam is making me guest blog. I don’t read romance novels. And I swear the girl on this cover has hemorrhoidal crotch rot. Either that or she’s thinking “why did I sleep with this tool, I can’t believe he gave me gonorrhea!”

Meanwhile he’s thinking “damn bitch, it’s just gonnorhea. Oh, and your hair is ridiculous”.

Is he supposed to be her “Lord Protector”? I think she could kick his ass. Or is SHE the Lord’s protector because he’s a foppish little pansy? I’m so confused. Oh, I think I get it: she’s a kickass bodyguard who falls in love with her charge! You know, like The Bodyguard, except she’s the Kevin Costner and he’s Whitney Houston, but without the crack addiction and Bobby Brown’s finger in his ass.

Thanks so much to Amber for finding this cover! Oh and Bam, Bobby Brown is not classic R&B, not even New Edition.

This entry was posted on Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 6:32 pm and is filed under Covers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Bam made me do this!”

  1. Robyn
    Posted: Dec 9th, 2005 at 7:20 pm
    1

    He’s supposed to look like Prince William, right? But I guess I always thought he looked like a foppish little pansy, too. Blergh.

  2. Jona
    Posted: Dec 10th, 2005 at 6:44 am
    2

    I thought he looked a little like Wills too, but more stropy. And she just looks sullen and in need of a jumper!

  3. Ammie
    Posted: Dec 10th, 2005 at 7:51 pm
    3

    She looks like someone. But I can’t recall who. These two do have intense looks on their faces. I would have thought it was just indigestion, until the Guest Blogger pointed out their shared STD. Which is probably worse. You know, than indigestion.

  4. Michael K
    Posted: Dec 13th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
    4

    You did a hot job Tim!

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