You know, I’m happy for the secretary. Especially ’cause she got her man. That’s an amazing feat because everyone knows that the secretary never gets her man. It’s true. Universities all over the world have done countless studies on it. Okay, that’s a complete bald-faced lie, but researchers in the past have squandered good grant money on shit like the mating habits of ticks, and you know it. Anyway, what year is this? I thought they weren’t even called secretaries any more, but Administrative Assistants. But I guess The Administrative Assistant Gets her Man just sounds weird. Was this like… the fifties and women had to go to secretary school and learn to type with a piece of blank paper draped over their hands so they can’t see the keyboard? Man, every time I think of the word secretary (which is, admittedly, not often), I can only think of one Secretary, and that’s Maggie Gylenhaal.

Amber thinks the cop looks like Jason London, but I think he looks more like Jeremy London. What do you guys think?

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