I Want Candy!

Speaking of subtle, check this baby out. Laura thinks it’s duuuurty, but I think it’s kind of hot. Get a gorgeous nubian princess, stick her in a gold tube top, give a lollipop that she’ll lick sexily, and voila! you have a damn hot cover. What I don’t like about this cover is the frickin’ title. It’s a little clunky, a little long, and a little too… something. I just don’t like it. I mean, it’s just as long and awkward as “Woman Who Finds Sexual Fulfillment When She Breaks Away from the Missionary Position and Tries Making Love to Her Lover with Her on Top”. I’m thinking this book is probably about a shy girl who discovers her own groove, vows to be more sexually aggressive, and starts dressing like a hussy just so she can land the ultra-conservative partner at the law firm where she works. I’m totally making that up, by the way. I have no idea what this book is about, but I’m willing to bet a lot of money that somewhere in the book, the girl will end up in a sexual position where she will be riding her lover like a cowgirl. I’m just sayin’.

Anyway, I’m not sure if I like this girl upside-down. Her eyes look freaky this way. It’s supposed to look playful, not scary. But boy… is she ever so purrrrrty.

Thanks for the cover, Laura!



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