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The Banana Hammock of Love

I was writing up a blog entry on this particular cover when my computer completely and totally blitzed out on me. I’ve lost all the covers I’ve saved over the past couple of years as well as the back-up copies of my reviews. No joke. I cried to Tim and he had to reformat the hard drive and re-install everything. I cried for an hour. Do you think maybe it’s karma for all those covers I’ve made fun of and the books I’ve written bad reviews for? Maybe I’ll be like Earl from now on and only write Harriet Klausner-like reviews and gush over pretty, sparkly covers, so I can get good karma in return. Nah. I’m pretty sure God thinks I’m funny, too. Anyway, Tim says it was this cover that made the computer freak the fuck out. Look at this thing. LOOK AT IT. For the past couple of days, I’ve been posting nothing but hawt, hawt covers, so I figured I’d share this one with you guys to remind you what this site is all about. I can’t be letting you guys think that I’ve gone soft in my old age.

For a guy who is suffering from major elephantitis–boy, his testicles look heavy– he sure has a pretty slick fashion sense. I almost love that coat. Wait, no I don’t. Why electric blue, Mr. Graphic Designer, WHY?!? As if that’s not creepy enough, just check out the expression on his face. That expression says “I like to scratch my butt and smell my fingers afterward,” my friend.

I’ve plucked out my own eyes and am typing this entry blind. Thanks a lot, Laura.

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8 Responses to “The Banana Hammock of Love”

  1. Sandie
    Posted: Jun 5th, 2006 at 9:53 am
    1

    OH hell Bam!
    One of my cover finds screwed up your years of hard work?!

    Oh chicky, I’m so sorry…this cover is horrible…

    I like how his body hair is just perfect..too computer perfect but yet he he has no hair on his legs..why would you wax your legs but not your chest dude??

    He probably has a cucumber in there…
    Laura

  2. Shuzluva
    Posted: Jun 5th, 2006 at 10:53 am
    2

    Bam,
    I was snorting with laughter before I even read your comments…but I’m not laughing about your computer crapping out. Don’t worry, Karma may be a bitch, but so are you. If you EVER do a Harriet Klausner on me I’ll cry. Then I’ll hunt you down and make you look at covers like this for a month straight.

    Do you think the split in the back of his rabbit foot coat is for easy rear entry? And that hair…bowl cut with a center part. Oy.

  3. web
    Posted: Jun 5th, 2006 at 11:03 am
    3

    I’m starting to think I need to send Guido over to rearrange Laura’s furniture. That gal is just MEAN! How can she inflict these covers on you? Even worse, on us?!

  4. Charity_S
    Posted: Jun 6th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    4

    Bam, do you still have the archives? Because for some reason, when I book marked your site, I did it on the Charlaine Harris book I so rudely corrected you on and my computer still has all of your old post because of that. I’m sure I could find a way to send them over to you. Just a thought.

  5. Bam
    Posted: Jun 6th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    5

    Charity, I haven’t lost my posts because they’re on a different server. It was my computer that crapped out. I used to write my reviews on MS Word then just copy and paste them on blogger, but now those copies are gone. That’s ok, though, ’cause I have them backed up on the server.

    Thanks for your concern, though. You’re a sweetheart. :)

  6. Luckeecharm
    Posted: Jun 8th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
    6

    Holy shit, god thats funny shit! I was laughing so hard

  7. Bam
    Posted: Jun 9th, 2006 at 3:01 am
    7

    Holy shit, god thats funny shit! On my computer crapping out or the banana hammock of love guy? ;)

    Nice pic, Ambz. You’re a hot one.

  8. E.Anderson
    Posted: Jun 14th, 2006 at 8:09 am
    8

    This cover is worse than mine and it always makes me feel so good to find one that’s worse cause there aren’t many.
    Why would you wear a Speedo with a long winter coat? Either you’re really hot or really cold. Or really just a wannabe flasher.
    : ) Evangeline

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