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Break Me off a Piece of That!

He’s so pretty and good and clean… he’s everything that’s ever been pretty and good and clean in the world. He makes the world a better place to live just by breathing and smiling at random strangers. He makes me want to compose a sestina in his honor and you guys, I’m horrible at sestinas. Doesn’t he make your day better just by looking at him? Doesn’t he make you want to be a better woman? Doesn’t he inspire you to do great things… like parallel park? Don’t you just want to take off all his clothes, slather him with chocolate syrup, and eat him up with a spoon? No? Oh, like I’m the crazy one? Maybe he’s not that good-looking and my brains are just fired from reading the Iliad and the Odyssey at the same time. It’s like the worst threesome ever. I’d like a threesome with this guy and a gallon of ice cream. How fun would that be? Oh, dear Goddess, I’m babbling. Before you know it, I’ll be taking off all my clothes and dancing in the streets nekkid, passing out daisies to my shocked neighbors. I can’t wait for finals to be over. I don’t even sleep anymore. The day after my finals, I think I’m going to check myself into a hospital for “exhaustion”. Maybe my doctor would look like this guy. You guys, I’m so tired and sleepy… and this pretty, pretty man made my day.

Thank Goddess for your cover art designer, Lucy Monroe!

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10 Responses to “Break Me off a Piece of That!”

  1. Gollum
    Posted: Jun 6th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    1

    He’s pretty. Ohhh… so pretty. My preeeeeciousssss… He’s got a purdy mouth and purdy eyes and purdy everything… drool.

  2. Shuzluva
    Posted: Jun 6th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    2

    Oh, that mouth…my imagination just got away with me for 10 minutes or so…Sorry!

  3. Bam
    Posted: Jun 6th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    3

    Oh, that mouth…my imagination just got away with me for 10 minutes or so

    No kidding. He really does have a nice mouth. It’s all delicate and shit, yet manly at the same time. He’s like a young Matthew Modine with a little bit of… umm… non-crazy Val Kilmer maybe.

  4. Shuzluva
    Posted: Jun 6th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    4

    *snorting - gotta stop that*

    Non-crazy Val Kilmer? I’d pay to see that. Well, actually I’m very entertained by rumors of crazy Val Kilmer, so I don’t think I’d pay for it unless he looked like IceMan again.
    mmmmmmmmm, IceMan. Back when Tom wasn’t crazy either. Did everyone in that movie end up crazy or is it just me?

  5. Bam
    Posted: Jun 6th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    5

    Anthony Edwards… Goose. He didn’t go crazy. Just bald. What is worse?

  6. meljean brook
    Posted: Jun 7th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
    6

    This guy reminds me of a decent-looking James Van Der … er, Dawson, from Dawson’s Creek. Less forehead. Better mouth.

    Am I going to hell for even mentioning that show? I don’t wanna wait!…for our lives to be over. I want to know right now what will it beeeeeeee!

  7. Bam
    Posted: Jun 7th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
    7

    Umm… that’s not what you’re going to hell for, Meljean.

    First of all, you wrote about an angel having sex with a demon. That’s blasphemy. Second, you wrote about fornication. And lastly, YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID STUPID SONG!

    ARRRRRGH!!!!

  8. Anonymous
    Posted: Jun 28th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    8

    He is gorgeous. Mmm

    I read the text on the cover, and it fits so perfectly into my growing frustration…

    Curse the power of pretty men!

  9. Lyn
    Posted: Jun 30th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
    9

    Oooh he’s classy!! Looks a little bit like Simon Baker from The Guardian. Yummmo!!

  10. Anonymous
    Posted: Jul 21st, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    10

    Who is the model?

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