15 Responses to “What Rhymes with Orange?”

1. Ang Posted: Jun 29th, 2006 at 3:53 pm

   1 My first thought upon seeing this cover was… “eeeeewwwwww…”. My second thought was, “Maybe the remote control in her hand is actually for the antennae, maybe they do special ahhh ‘tricks’.”

2. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Jun 29th, 2006 at 4:42 pm

   2 Ugh! These people ar *so* never getting one of my books to mutilate. This is worse than my Kensington title by far and that’s saying something. Evangeline PS Bam, Are you still in a blue funk after finishing the latest LKH? Buck up and read something else. Maybe something with space hookers in it or something. lol.

3. Barbara B. Posted: Jun 29th, 2006 at 5:02 pm

   3 Bam, did you not notice the HUGE camel toe this woman’s sporting? I’ve seen covers with men with smaller packages. Honestly, if I were Mae Powers I’d be hysterical right about now. This has got to be the worst cover in the history of epublishing. Of this there can be no doubt. Having said this I’m off to buy this thought provoking work.

4. Katie Posted: Jun 29th, 2006 at 8:16 pm

   4 Yowser she is sporting some junk in the trunk. (Though I was very confused at first whether purple there is a woman.) And, after scrutinizing it, I think the thing in her (stilll not convinced that’s a woman) hand is a chocolate bar. A very shittily rendered chocolate bar. And why does the hair always look like it was cut out of a magazine and pasted onto the 3D models?

5. Saam Posted: Jun 29th, 2006 at 8:29 pm

   5 Mr Blue jumpsuit is sporting a lovely Michael Bolton mullet! I wonder if he knows how to use his antennae?

6. Kate D. Posted: Jun 29th, 2006 at 9:26 pm

   6 Is it just me or is Orange Jumpsuit really Willem Dafoe circa The Boondock Saints?

7. EvilAuntiePeril Posted: Jun 30th, 2006 at 12:46 am

   7 …doorhinge

8. Rebecca Posted: Jun 30th, 2006 at 7:10 am

   8 I agree with Katie. I think she is holding coffee and chocolate. Hence the tasty treats. Cause that can’t possibly be refering to the guys.

9. Sandie Posted: Jun 30th, 2006 at 8:50 am

   9 I’m soo glad I’m not the only one who’s wondering about the camel toe. It looks painful..jeesh. Does anyone else thing the he/she/it in the purple jump suit has some HUGE ASS HANDS? And she seems cold…but that could be the computer rendering of the jump suit… Orange hair=orange suit. My mother always told me to coordinate, not clash, my outfits and hair colors… Silly aliens. Sandie

10. Danielle Posted: Jun 30th, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    10 My first thought was that it was a SIMS session gone horribly wrong.

11. Jaye Posted: Jun 30th, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    11 That’s more like “Snuffleupagus-toe” Melting on one side snuffleupagus-toe.

12. Anonymous Posted: Jun 30th, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    12 I think it’s a paintbrush in her hand, and that’s chocolate body frosting in her other hand. I hope she has a graham cracker, because I wouldn’t want to spread it on THOSE men if I were her.

13. Anonymous Posted: Jul 1st, 2006 at 7:35 pm

    13 anyone notice the ever so obvious camel toe? i can’t believe an artist could be so blithe

14. Saam Posted: Jul 1st, 2006 at 7:38 pm

    14 maybe a melting chocolate bar - as in, “how much longer do we have to pose? I got chocolate shit all over my hand!”

15. Lyn Posted: Jul 1st, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    15 The one in the middle reminds me of a Cadbury chocolate bar in that purple suit!