Comments on: Things that Make You Go “Ewww…” http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/ it's not chick porn Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:36:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: SKapusniak http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2733 Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:16:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2733 No Bam, I think you're wrong on the hat. -- MOMMA BRIDE: Ummmm, did your hat just start crying? HAT GUY: N...no. No it didn't HAT: *sounds of muffled tantrum* MOMMA BRIDE: It did, it is! I can hear it! HAT GUY: No. No. It's that the sound of ...umm, errr...pigeons...that's right, just pigeons...outside. Nothing to do with the hat. HAT: *rocks back and forth, continuing to wail* MOMMA BRIDE: You got a ANOTHER BABY under that hat... HAT GUY: ...MONKEY, it's a monkey, a monkey under the hat, just a MONKEY, not a BABY... MOMMA BRIDE: ...You asshole! I thought I was one with the secret baby in this book! But no, you have to go and impregnate some floosie and... HAT: *loud farting sounds, amid the wailing* HAT GUY: *takes off hat to avoid imminent asphyxiation by gas attack, revealing SECRET BABY sitting on his head* MOMMA BRIDE: ...*gasps* that...that...baby on your head, she's the spitting image of MY LONG LOST SISTER! LONG LOST SISTER: *enters stage right* Hi Sis! I see you've met Hat Guy, and our little one *chuckles baby on Hat Guy's head under chin, picks her up and and hoists her onto her shoulder*? MOMMA BRIDE: ...bb..but...but..bu... LONG LOST SISTER: Oooooooh, who is the cutest little darlin' in the crib? And btw nice dress, why didn't you tell me you were getting married? HAT GUY: *looks frantically for exit in complete panic* --- :) No Bam, I think you’re wrong on the hat.

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MOMMA BRIDE: Ummmm, did your hat just start crying?

HAT GUY: N…no. No it didn’t

HAT: *sounds of muffled tantrum*

MOMMA BRIDE: It did, it is! I can hear it!

HAT GUY: No. No. It’s that the sound of …umm, errr…pigeons…that’s right, just pigeons…outside. Nothing to do with the hat.

HAT: *rocks back and forth, continuing to wail*

MOMMA BRIDE: You got a ANOTHER BABY under that hat…

HAT GUY: …MONKEY, it’s a monkey, a monkey under the hat, just a MONKEY, not a BABY…

MOMMA BRIDE: …You asshole! I thought I was one with the secret baby in this book! But no, you have to go and impregnate some floosie and…

HAT: *loud farting sounds, amid the wailing*

HAT GUY: *takes off hat to avoid imminent asphyxiation by gas attack, revealing SECRET BABY sitting on his head*

MOMMA BRIDE: …*gasps* that…that…baby on your head, she’s the spitting image of MY LONG LOST SISTER!

LONG LOST SISTER: *enters stage right* Hi Sis! I see you’ve met Hat Guy, and our little one *chuckles baby on Hat Guy’s head under chin, picks her up and and hoists her onto her shoulder*?

MOMMA BRIDE: …bb..but…but..bu…

LONG LOST SISTER: Oooooooh, who is the cutest little darlin’ in the crib? And btw nice dress, why didn’t you tell me you were getting married?

HAT GUY: *looks frantically for exit in complete panic*

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:)

]]> by: KimD http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2732 Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:49:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2732 That kid looks annoying---like he would just annoy the heck out of me with his peppiness and "Look Who's Talking" banter. That kid looks annoying—like he would just annoy the heck out of me with his peppiness and “Look Who’s Talking” banter.

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2731 Sat, 16 Sep 2006 22:14:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2731 Uh... Kristie... obviously the hat is perched on his skull that way to accomodate HIS GIANT BRAIN! Uh… Kristie… obviously the hat is perched on his skull that way to accomodate HIS GIANT BRAIN!

]]> by: Kristie (J) http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2730 Sat, 16 Sep 2006 22:09:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2730 Is it just me or does that hat not quite fit on his rather pin sized head??? I mean if your gonna where a cowboy hat in the house, the least you can do is get one that fits. In fact, the more I look at it the more he looks like a cartoon. Now who is it??? - Got It!!! Shaggy from Skooby Do in a cowboy hat that doesn't fit right!! Plus that baby reminds me of Bob the baby who hawks things like subs. Is it just me or does that hat not quite fit on his rather pin sized head??? I mean if your gonna where a cowboy hat in the house, the least you can do is get one that fits. In fact, the more I look at it the more he looks like a cartoon. Now who is it??? - Got It!!! Shaggy from Skooby Do in a cowboy hat that doesn’t fit right!!
Plus that baby reminds me of Bob the baby who hawks things like subs.

]]> by: LorelieLong http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2729 Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:35:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/16/things-that-make-you-go-ewww/#comment-2729 Is it just me or does that cowboy appear to have a bit of a gut? Is that why he's in fuzzy focus, at the back of the cover? And her grin is scarily self-congratulatory, especially considering that fuzzy focus? Is it just me or does that cowboy appear to have a bit of a gut? Is that why he’s in fuzzy focus, at the back of the cover?

And her grin is scarily self-congratulatory, especially considering that fuzzy focus?

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