The first thing I thought when I saw this cover was the girl looks an awful lot like Beyonce, yeah? Especially now that she’s almost completed her transformation into a white girl. Hey, I’m not judging. Have you seen her latest music video? Well, okay, this chick looks like Beyonce if Beyonce were a tranny (and I’m still not convinced that she isn’t) and had a HUGE brain. Man, look at the size of this chick’s cranium. Or maybe that’s just a bad weave. It looks hay-like and fried. I’m guessing it’s polyester. Eww. I gotta give this girl props for trying to cover up her lack of a forehead with some crunchy ass bangs that went out in the early 90s, though. A for effort, girlfriend! You go with your Aqua Net! Never mind about the bad weave and the crusty bangs, what the hell is this girl hiding in her chest? Her collar bone looks like the hilt of a sword. Man, Nicole Richie would be so jealous. I saw this really stupid movie once where this dude was hiding a key in his sternum. That was the only cool part in that movie. Oh and the part where Scott Speedman showed his ass. What the hell kind of cop uniform is she wearing, anyway? Is she a strip-o-gram cop? I do like that giant police badge, though. If it hadn’t told me she is a detective, I wouldn’t have believed it. And what’s with the title? I swear to God, Mary Higgins Clark has already written a book with that title.

Thanks to Kimber for this cover.

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