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Hot Cover of the Week

Could it be? Is it possible? Why, yes, it is! Hold on to your drawers, kids, it’s time for the Hot Cover of the Week! Whoo-hoo! While the cover of Evangeline Anderson’s latest book is probably a smidgen hotter, I have proclaimed this cover the hottest because it has a huge motherfucking snake in the background and I still thought it was hot. Do not underestimate my fear of snakes, yo. I almost pissed myself watching Snakes on a Plane. We’re talking overcoming a serious adversity for me to find this cover hawt. Honestly, I think I’m just a fan of cover models sporting a seriously muscled body and a broody face that attempts to show us that he’s got more on his mind than coke and cock (hell, once upon a time, it’s all I thought about, but that’s a story for another time). I’m also a fan of one word titles. I think they’re hot shit. Bacchus. Doesn’t that make you shiver a little? I wonder if the author makes any Alabama Trouser Snake jokes. Oh, and do you know what’s cool about a hero that can shape-shift into a reptile or has the capabilities of a reptile? A forked tongue! Swish! That shit is hot! In fact, I’m getting all squirmy just thinking about it and I suspect that you guys don’t want to hear about that at all.

Congratulations, Jordan Summers. Play on, playa!

P.S. Doesn’t he kind of look like the lead singer of Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

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19 Responses to “Hot Cover of the Week”

  1. shuzluva
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 10:59 am
    1

    Oh, jeez Bam! I’m laughing so hard iced tea is coming out of my nose.

    … attempts to show us that he’s got more on his mind than coke and cock

    Is there anything better than a hot guy with a great cock? I don’t know…maybe a hot guy with a great cock holding a brand new pair of shoes…

    We all have our idiosyncrasies, right???

  2. Evangeline Anderson
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 11:17 am
    2

    I don’t know about those scary-ass eyes, Bam. Maybe if he wore a blindfold we could get it on. thanks for putting a link to my new cover. Glad you liked it.
    : ) E

  3. fiveandfour
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    3

    maybe a hot guy with a great cock holding a brand new pair of shoes…

    Now that depends on whether the shoes are for me, in my size, and in a cute style I’ve been lusting after. If they’re for him, I’d have to deduct a couple of points from his hotness quotient.

  4. Wylie Kinson
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    4

    Bam - ditto.
    I’ll be in my room :0

  5. shuzluva
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    5

    Now that depends on whether the shoes are for me, in my size, and in a cute style I’ve been lusting after

    Of course they are! Mr. Perfect cock is a mind-reader, didn’t you know??

  6. Danielle
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    6

    It looks vaguely like Night of the Wolf by Alice Borchardt.

  7. L.E. Bryce
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    7

    Oh, Bam, you actually went to SEE Snakes on a Plane? You’re braver than I am. I’m still trying to work my way up to snake documentaries on Animal Planet.

  8. Bam
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    8

    L.E. Bryce, I can’t watch those. They’re too real for me. I’m okay with CGI snakes.

    Where on Earth can he find a woman who doesn’t freak out at the sight of three-inch fangs?

    Lord, I hope that’s the only thing about this man that’s three inches.

  9. Jordan Summers
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    9

    LOL! Thank you for picking my book. I’m actually flattered that you got over your fear of snakes long enough to appreciate Bacchus’ many attributes. :D This is by far my favorite cover. I love him, red eyes and all. ;)

  10. C.L. Young (a.k.a Lauri Doublevie)
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    10

    The reptile eyes don’t do it for me. Now, if his eye color were blue, green, hazel, or that really light brown-mocha color, if he had his hair cut to his neck, and if the guy were as thin as a rail, but still lean and muscular, then, yes, I’d so want to do him.

  11. Wylie Kinson
    Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
    11

    Ok - color me obsessed, but I’ve returned to this site about 4 times in the past two hours, just to look at the Bacchus cover. Yowza!
    Jordan Summers - whose the cover artist?

    Don’t y’all think there should be awards for good covers - like the Emmy’s? We could call them the Bammie’s!!
    LOL

  12. December Quinn
    Posted: Oct 6th, 2006 at 4:37 am
    12

    Day-um! He is HOT. I think the eyes are awesome.

    Woot!

  13. Barbara B.
    Posted: Oct 6th, 2006 at 5:28 am
    13

    Bam, I sometimes feel unworthy of reading your Cover Snark. I never notice a cover unless it’s obviously hideous. I own this particular book and I didn’t even notice that big effing snake.
    One thing I did notice were the eyes and I must say they fucked me up. Reminds me of that freaky, slightly buck toothed actor Jeff Fahey.

  14. Barbara B.
    Posted: Oct 6th, 2006 at 5:33 am
    14

    Shit! Anthony Kiedis WISHES he looked this good.

  15. Taekduu
    Posted: Oct 6th, 2006 at 7:14 am
    15

    I agree on the hotness. The fangs are cheerfully removed from my mind. As long as he stll has the forked tongue, I am all over that action!!I like the eyes too, you get the feeling that he might acutally be badass, not just they say he is.

    Is it just me, but does anyone else think shades of Johnny Depp but tanned and superbuff? I think he used to have this expression on 21 Jump Street. I swear!

  16. Amie Stuart
    Posted: Oct 6th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    16

    I don’t do snakes (pun not intended) but this cover is hot and the eyes do it for me =)

  17. Lyn
    Posted: Oct 7th, 2006 at 12:05 am
    17

    Aaaagh! This story just isn’t long enough. It ends just when it seems to get going. Lurv the cover although the eyes are a bit creepy.

  18. fiveandfour
    Posted: Oct 7th, 2006 at 10:52 am
    18

    Mr. Perfect cock is a mind-reader, didn’t you know??

    You know, I llove the implications of a man with a perfect cock who can read a woman’s mind.

  19. Rachelle Chase
    Posted: Oct 8th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    19

    I just discovered your site while visiting Jordan’s and … OMG … ROTFLMAO. This is TOO funny!

    Though I don’t like snakes, I love the way they tied the snake and the hero together on Jordan’s cover. But what really works for me is … well, I have a thing for eyes and her hero’s gaze is a chair squirmer!

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