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He’s a Pantene Pro-V Commercial!

Here’s a cover that had me staring at it for ten minutes. I was convinced it was a girl at first, but then I thought Silhouette Desire wouldn’t put a topless chick on their cover! As cute as this boy is, however, I don’t buy him as a cowboy. He looks like Abercrombie & Fitch’s idea of a cowboy, but I bet this bitch has never shoveled hay in his entire life. I bet he gets manicures and shit. Just check out how white is Stetson is. Uh… hello! No room for ambiguity. I think they should have given him a black Stetson so we could pretend he’s kind of a bad guy that is redeemed by a… sassy cowgirl or something. I’m a little jealous of his hips, though. They’re almost as wide as his belt buckle. This is one lean man. I like a dude with a little more meat on his bones. Not fat, mind you (no fatties!), but… hefty. A man who works out and stuff, but doesn’t mind eating a big fat steak and downing a forty afterward. Dude looks like he’s allergic to carbs and nibbles daintily on salads. He don’t look like the type who can scarf down a Carl’s Jr Six Dollar Burger (if it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face). I bet he’s the kind of date who’d glare at you if you ordered curly fries with your burger. I’d still let him stick it in, though… but just the tip. Then he can go home.

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18 Responses to “He’s a Pantene Pro-V Commercial!”

  1. fiveandfour
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 10:42 am
    1

    And is that a bracelet on his right wrist?

    On a recent episode of Bones Stephen Fry’s character (love Stephen Fry!) talked about how belt buckles like that are a way to draw the eye to the groin. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the promise of what’s underneath it. Looks like a touch of false advertising in this case.

  2. E.D'Trix
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 10:44 am
    2

    I’d still let him stick it in, though… but just the tip. Then he can go home.

    Hahaha! I can tell you’re a fan of DListed…

  3. bam
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 10:49 am
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    Author Comment

    I can tell you’re a fan of DListed…

    I love Michael K. I told him once, “if you weren’t so gay, I’d stalk you. I may stalk you anyway.” He’s adorable.

  4. Monica
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 am
    4

    Ah don’t care. I LOVE the cover! No way can you tell that Brenda Jackson is a black romance author by that cover. She’s un-niched! You go, girl!

  5. bam
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 10:52 am
    5
    Author Comment

    Heh. I actually bought this book because of the cover. I think I have most of Brenda Jackson’s Westmoreland books.

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    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 11:00 am
    6
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  7. shuzluva
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 11:14 am
    7

    I like a dude with a little more meat on his bones.

    I read that so fast I thought you wrote boner. I was going to agree…

  8. maria
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 11:52 am
    8

    “I like a dude with a little more meat on his bones.

    I read that so fast I thought you wrote boner. I was going to agree… ”

    you guys kill me, you really do…..

  9. E.D'Trix
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    9

    I love Michael K. I told him once, “if you weren’t so gay, I’d stalk you. I may stalk you anyway.” He’s adorable.

    Oh, I am a huuuuuuuuuge fan of DListed. Check it multiple times every day, ’cause I am just that lame. The proudest day of my life was when I e-mailed Michael K. with an awesome website and he actually did a sweet post on it! Of course, that was on the old blog, so now it is lost to posterity… *sob*

  10. Ann(ie)
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    10

    He’s perty. He could lose the cowboy hat, though.

  11. Darraghahahahah
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    11

    I own a horse. I spend 1-2 hours every freakin’ day in a stable. Anything white will not stay that way for long in a stable. If the horses don’t mess it up, the barn cats or birds, will. Then there’s the mud, the manure, the mud…did I mention the mud?

    That is not a cowboy. That is a Village People wanna-be.

  12. dl
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    12

    I’ve picked this one up twice at the bookstore, but either the blurb or the girly guy aren’t doing it for me. Anybody read it yet? Is it better than it looks?

  13. bam
    Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
    13

    I have it, dl. It’s pretty thin. I can probably read and review by next week. I’ll let you know then, eh?

    Though… Brenda Jackson’s books are quite readable. Her characters sparkle even in contrived situations and there is genuine emotion to be found in her books.

  14. Terra Kent
    Posted: Feb 24th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    14

    I admit the cover is what caught my eye at first but then I read the blurb and was intrigued. I read her book in 3 days. I find her a very good read. And I think anyone who passes it up will miss a delightful read.

  15. dillene
    Posted: Feb 24th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
    15

    Dude, is that Milli or Vanilli?

  16. L.E. Bryce
    Posted: Feb 26th, 2007 at 4:51 am
    16

    Most conceited-looking cowboy. Ever.

  17. Teddy Pig
    Posted: Feb 26th, 2007 at 6:18 am
    17

    I just hate it when I could care less if he was an in-y or an out-y.
    Why are all the mantitty models shaving everything? Why? WHY?

  18. zad
    Posted: Apr 12th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    18

    is that sanjaya? i’m pretty sure real cowboys don’t wear bracelets.

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