Comments on: The Magic Va-Jay-Jay Variety Hour by Dorie Graham http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/ it's not chick porn Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:13:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: SharpBluntBimbo http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9297 Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:10:51 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9297 How did the comments section become a 'take a look at your life' discussion? Dude thought you were kidding about the magic hoochies.. I swear I thought it was a cover snark or sumtindalike. How did the comments section become a ‘take a look at your life’ discussion?

Dude thought you were kidding about the magic hoochies.. I swear I thought it was a cover snark or sumtindalike.

]]> by: Barbara B. http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9289 Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:29:46 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9289 I saw Liquid Sky back in college. It was pretty shitty but I couldn't look away. As a woman, tragically born with a more mundane, almost run-of-the-mill cooch, I feel cheated by life. Where's the happy ending for women like me? I saw Liquid Sky back in college. It was pretty shitty but I couldn’t look away.

As a woman, tragically born with a more mundane, almost run-of-the-mill cooch, I feel cheated by life. Where’s the happy ending for women like me?

]]> by: Shiloh Walker http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9284 Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:08:26 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9284 Bam... you need one of those big warning labels to slap on top of your posts. Something that reads...oh....I dunno... <strong> Shiloh, You don't want to read this post because I'm gonna put an image in your head that's going to keep you from sleeping</strong> i coulda used that label. Not that I would have paid attention. But I might have be more prepared for this one... <em> I don’t want to be thinkin’ about my mama having sex, much less her having sex with A BUNCHA DUDES like her vagina is a revolving door</em> Now I have these images in my head. I need to get to sleep. Not have these images in my head. Bam… you need one of those big warning labels to slap on top of your posts. Something that reads…oh….I dunno…

Shiloh, You don’t want to read this post because I’m gonna put an image in your head that’s going to keep you from sleeping

i coulda used that label. Not that I would have paid attention. But I might have be more prepared for this one…

I don’t want to be thinkin’ about my mama having sex, much less her having sex with A BUNCHA DUDES like her vagina is a revolving door

Now I have these images in my head. I need to get to sleep. Not have these images in my head.

]]> by: Teddy Pig http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9280 Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:24:56 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9280 Oh my my my maybe someone should write magic man batter books and show what a silly... Nah, someone will like them and then they would write more of them to meet the demand. The I would have to kill myself for that stupid idea. Oh my my my maybe someone should write magic man batter books and show what a silly…

Nah, someone will like them and then they would write more of them to meet the demand. The I would have to kill myself for that stupid idea.

]]> by: Kimber http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9278 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:25:26 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9278 I think she stole that throwing up idea from South Park, actually. And does anyone remember a tragically bad B movie from the 80s called "Liquid Sky," where the protagonist kills people with her cunt? That was an actual line in the movie: "I kill with my cunt." And: "We should go to Berlin. People will love us in Berlin." True story: One night I went to the bar with my girlfriend and swore off men for real this time. And that night I met my husband of the past almost 10 years. The deal is, you have to MEAN it. You can't just say it. I think she stole that throwing up idea from South Park, actually. And does anyone remember a tragically bad B movie from the 80s called “Liquid Sky,” where the protagonist kills people with her cunt? That was an actual line in the movie: “I kill with my cunt.” And: “We should go to Berlin. People will love us in Berlin.”

True story: One night I went to the bar with my girlfriend and swore off men for real this time. And that night I met my husband of the past almost 10 years. The deal is, you have to MEAN it. You can’t just say it.

]]> by: Eva Gale http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9276 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:34:36 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9276 Oy. I Soo hate Magic hoohoo books. Can't the hero fall in love for the Heroine's brain, and hot sex? Ok, could these stories be extreme satire? Oy. I Soo hate Magic hoohoo books. Can’t the hero fall in love for the Heroine’s brain, and hot sex?

Ok, could these stories be extreme satire?

]]> by: Teddy Pig http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9275 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:48:35 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9275 ROFL Magic Hoo-Hah Rating! Sure, he throws up a little bit right afterwards... Sounds like peyote... um or so I have heard. ROFL Magic Hoo-Hah Rating!

Sure, he throws up a little bit right afterwards…

Sounds like peyote… um or so I have heard.

]]> by: Darragha http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9274 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:20:29 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9274 *formulating a magic drop of semen vs. the magic vaginal lube* tale. An epic battle for power. *formulating a magic drop of semen vs. the magic vaginal lube* tale.
An epic battle for power.

]]> by: shuzluva http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9273 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:37:16 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9273 I want a magical hoo-hah. Just so I can tell everyone I've got a trap they can't get out of. *runs back to work* I want a magical hoo-hah. Just so I can tell everyone I’ve got a trap they can’t get out of.

*runs back to work*

]]> by: Ann(ie) http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9272 Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:22:44 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/04/10/the-magic-va-jay-jay-variety-hour-by-dorie-graham/#comment-9272 Too funny. I don't think I'll be reading this series. I'm so over the magical vajayjay. Too funny. I don’t think I’ll be reading this series. I’m so over the magical vajayjay.

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