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Bam’s 1st Review

[Title edited ’cause I don’t want to keep breaking my momma’s heart. It was originally titled Motherfucking Fuck Yeah!!11!!1, by the way.]

I have always admired Mrs. Giggles. I always thought of her as the sassy grandma I never had. I FUCKING LOVE HER.

AND SHE GAVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING 82! FUCK YEAH!!! SHIIIIIIIIIET!!

*jumping up and down with joy*

THIS IS BETTER THAN GETTING TAG-TEAMED BY JARED PADALECKI AND JENSEN ACKLES BAREBACK!

*takes a deep breath*

Some choice stuff:

[Leilani] is a perfect fit for Skin To Skin as she makes a great extroverted girlfriend to coax and tease the introverted Clayton into being naughty. These two are polar opposites in some ways but they fit together very nicely.

There is a nice playfulness in their relationship that convinces me that they like each other as much as they want to jump each other’s bones. The story is too short for the romance to be as well-developed as it could have been, but what the heck, this story makes me smile. It’s naughty, sizzling, and the main characters are fun to follow.

Skin To Skin is a pretty enjoyable sexy little teaser to introduce Dionne Galace to readers apart from the regular visitors of her popular online blog It’s Not Chick Porn. There’s plenty of sass and a hard-to-miss ball of energy behind the prose. Now all the author has to do to seal the deal is to write something that is a little longer to show the world what she is really capable of.

Schyeah… I’m cool. Wasssup?

*flashing gang signs* Weessssst siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

I gotta call my momma.

P.S. Since I’m feeling smug, I’m gonna go ahead and share these:

“Skin to Skin does more than sizzle – it’s smart, funny, and sensual. Ms. Galace is a refreshing new voice in erotica who is, thankfully, just beginning to entertain us.” PC Cast, award winning author of the Goddess Summoning books

“A heatwave is an appropriate setting for this scorching novella! Fun and sexy, with wonderful characterization and authentic dialogue, Skin to Skin is a fantastic read!” Meljean Brook, critically acclaimed author of Demon Angel and Demon Moon

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19 Responses to “Bam’s 1st Review”

  1. April
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 9:03 am
    1

    82 from Mrs. G. on your first time out? I’m very, VERY impressed. :) Congratulations!

  2. Jackie
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 9:09 am
    2

    Mazel tov, sweetness!

  3. shuzluva
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 9:31 am
    3

    Jackie, you took the words right outta my mouth.

    YAY!

  4. HelenKay
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 9:43 am
    4

    That is fabulous news! Congrats!!!

  5. Ann(ie)
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 10:26 am
    5

    Next stop, Keeper status.

  6. Karmyn
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 10:39 am
    6

    Congrats on the great review, Dionne. That’s a great score coming from Mrs. Giggles.

  7. Bettie
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 10:56 am
    7

    Woooooooo! If you’ve already jumped up and down and called your momma, may I suggest making some sort of flag to fly from your car as you drive around? People do this when their favorite sports teams win, but you’ve got way more (and better) reason. An 82 from Mrs. Giggles on your first novella! Dayum! I can’t wait to read that story.

  8. Julie
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    8

    Congrats!! This Mrs. Giggles sounds like a tough bitch! I can’t wait to read it!

  9. kardis
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    9

    I read that review right before popping over here to say congrats! That was some high praise indeed from Mrs. Giggles!

  10. Shiloh
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    10

    :) Way to go, Bam.

  11. Darragha
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    11

    Baby Jesus isn’t going to like that language, Bammie. But you are freakin’ awesome and so is your writing.

    Darr

  12. bam
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    12
    Author Comment

    thanks for the all the compliments, support, and love, guys! I’m so beyond psyched about this. Yes! Validation! The insecurity monster is fed and sated for the moment.

    You know what would make this day better? If Dean Winchester materialized from my TV screen carrying a carton of ice cream sandwiches and wearing only skimpy black briefs and a red bowtie around his neck.

    *sigh*

    The monster, by the way, is called Joan Crawford.

  13. L.E. Bryce
    Posted: Jul 9th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    13

    82 from Giggles is awesome, Bam! There’s nothing like getting that first great review, lemme tell ya.

  14. Angela
    Posted: Jul 10th, 2007 at 4:52 am
    14

    Congrats!

  15. Darlene Marshall
    Posted: Jul 10th, 2007 at 6:04 am
    15

    An 82 is fab, but I hope your other dreams also come true, ice cream, bowtie and all. Congratulations!

  16. Bonnie Dee
    Posted: Jul 10th, 2007 at 6:23 am
    16

    Great news and a great launch for your writing career!

  17. Maria S.
    Posted: Jul 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
    17

    Congrats, Bam! i can’t wait to read it!!!!!!

  18. kate r
    Posted: Jul 12th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    18

    motherfucking 82 from her is like five stars from anyone else in the world. PHEW.

  19. Samantha
    Posted: Jul 12th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    19

    Congrats! Great reviews, but not unexpected ^o^. Thanks for the fantasy, btw. I`m so totally stealing it ;-) .

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