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An Early Christmas for my Babies

Hey, Reader and Writer Friends, guess what? I’ve got a treat for ALL Y’all. It’s the Best. SERIAL. EVER.

AND IT’S STAR-STUDDED! So filled with our writerly favorites that IT’S MAKING ME WRITE IN ALL CAPS. Yeah, I think there’s eight of them and they’re all awesome.

Anyway, here’s the blurb… brought to you by our friend, Lorelei Brown, the goddess who brought us the BEST. Hooker with a Heart of Gold. Story. EVAR.

Without Further ado…

Tumperkin Presents…

THE ITALIAN-GOURMET-BABY-FOOD BARON’S IRONICALLY PREGNANT MISTRESS!

He needed children for an advertising campaign. . .

All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he goes to an orphanage looking for a new spokes-baby, he finds twins with eyes the color of pureed Cornish game hens. Mama Mia! He must take them home!

What he got was a ready-made family!

Content with her lot in life, Chastity Bliss slaves for her stepmother at the orphanage. This way she stays with her babies, though she can never acknowledge them. When Cesar adopts her twins, she follows as their nanny. What can she do? She has no choice, because though he doesn’t know it . . .

Cesar is their father!

Hah. But you only get the blurb this time. WAIT TILL YOU GUYS SEE THE COVER!

Love and Kisses,
BAM

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