Fox News calls it a Terrorist Fist Jab.

Craziest thing I’ve ever heard. My sisters and I fist-bump. My friends and I fist-bump. Hell, my mom and I have fist-bumped. Hot French-Canadian Boyfriend and I do it all the time: after playing tennis, after one of us says something particularly clever and wants to give the other “props,” and once, we did a fist-bump after I cooked really kickass steak dinner.

WHAT THE FUNK IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT IT?!?!

Sorry for the lack of posts, yo. I’m in the middle of a wicked WIP and it is kickin’ my ass. Plus I got finals and crap. Will be back soon.

Apparently, there’s some kind of meme going on about heroes you’d take on a desert isle. I have no idea how it works. I’m too hopped up on NyQuil. But yeah, Lisabea tapped me to do this.

1) Bruce Wayne (Batman) - you’d want this guy on your island. He’s resourceful like MacGyver, plus he’s super rich. I bet he could get us saved right away.
2) Angus Macgyver (Macgyver)- What this man can do with the spring from a clicker pen and a ball of twine…
3) Eric Northman (Sookie Stackhouse books) - He’s my favorite vampire. I don’t know what he’d do for blood, though. He’d turn me anemic pretty quickly. And where would he hide from the sun during daylight hours?
4) Tony Stark (Iron Man) - He’s like Bruce Wayne, only he’s got more issues, what with the whole “Merchant of Death” thing he’s got going for him. He’s also resourceful. I think he made the Iron Man suit in a cave with the tiny spring from a clicker pen and a ball of twine. Plus the man is brilliant at timing when an explosion is going to go off, which is just as he is walking away from it.
5) Sam/Dean Winchester (Supernatural) - they probably won’t be much use to me. They’re whiners and they fight a lot. But I could use teh pretteh on my island. I could watch them as I starve to death and suffer from heat stroke.

And that’s it.

P.S. Apparently, I totally did this wrong. But oh well, at least you know who I’d take on my desert isle…

Getting over a vicious flu. Sorry for the lack of posts. Will return as soon as I can. Love you all.

Sure, Jared Leto is all kinds of gross now, what with the vanity “rock” band and the man-liner and the dating of girls 10-15 years younger than him (Who next, Miley Cyrus?), but back in the 90’s, I was mad-crazy for him. He was the ultimate loser-slacker with the sensitive soul made popular by the show My So-Called Life.

I sooo want this shirt. Too bad I only have 50 bucks till payday and that’s not till next week. *sigh*

I hate being poor. It means I can’t buy stuff I ironically like. Which reminds me… I buy too much things I should only ironically like.

[Shirt available at Palmer Cash.]